The Return!

Just a short, simple notice to the dozens of readers who keep up with my ramblings that I might have some time soon to start working on this project again.

It tuns out writing a novel and getting it published is hard work. Who would have thought that?

Anyways, look for more content from 'Dispatches' in the not too distant future, despite working on a sequel to the novel. As well as a collection of shot stories which involve collaboration with a bunch of fine artists... damn, I really do hate boredom it would seem...

The novel can be found at the link below, and for the next 3 days (from 8am or pm until 8am or pm on the 2nd of February) will be $0.99. Slightly less than a dollar. Hopefully many of you will look at that and say "I'd buy THAT for a dollar!"

 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07KVRCN17?pf_rd_p=1581d9f4-062f-453c-b69e-0f3e00ba2652&pf_rd_r=X34725S0SQDRAHVZJ857

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